lesbiansandthelivingdead:

heyfunniest:

Without his moustache.

That is just so inexplicably wrong

anch0vies:

Lady Gaga attacking an underprivileged child and then praising Satan

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

Suffering has been stronger than all other teaching, and has taught me to understand what your heart used to be. I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape.
Charles Dickens, Great Expectations (via observando)

recentgooglesearches:

do spiders yearn

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